Friday, March 14, 2008

The first hundred years are the hardest!

= An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. To show just *how* the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game: "The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 1996 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game." The hospital patient, annoyed by the lack of attention he received after returning to his hospital room from the intensive-care unit, exclaimed, "I've gone from I.C.U. to 'no see you'!"

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